Everyone feels like you.: Archive

So many things wrong with this sentence:

Mom: my friends give me all these free birth control pills if you want them

Me: ....

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Your lips were meant for mine surely,

the lust and the cheap wine set in slowly.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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ask me and my cat some questions →

Dec 27th

Cut to me drunkenly singing Justin beiber to my...

Gonna die alone y’all

Dec 27th

I probably shouldn't be holding this baby...

Hahahhahaha merry chirstmas dudes

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Tonight at the bar we decided I'm going to name my...

HER MIDDLE NAME IS BEYONCÉ TOO OKAY

Dec 24th

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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TMI

Sister: Is is weird that I get holes in the crotch of my underwear all the time?
Me: Yeah, you probably have an acid vagina
Sister: MOM!
Mom: She's right, it's the acid vagina

Dec 21st

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Dec 18th

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Conversations I've had with my father not 2 hours...

In the Car: Me: Did you seriously just put on The XX? Dad: Yeah, so what Me: You are such a hipster Dad: Duh, Emma At home: Dad: I Think I’m going to open another Me: …Bottle of wine? Dad: One for you and one for me? Me: I missed you dad

Dec 16th

When sitting on a plane

Waiting to find out who the person sitting next to you is, your first thought is always “I hope it’s not a obese dude” right? I’m not the only one right? I’m not a horrible person…right?

Dec 16th

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lieslieslies: Cap’n Jazz, Que Suerte! Sugar,...

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Watch

Reasons I have a VYou account now: -Deciding to test how far my procrastination will go before I fail at life completely -I straightened my hair today -I probably hate myself or something ask me questions about pizza and science and The X-files please!

Dec 14th

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Searching for a Nigga that will take me out and do...

That’s it ya’ll.

Dec 14th